your opponent is the most selected option. please don’t spoil anything in the tags
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I'm a 25-year old lesbian. I watch too many shows and would watch even more if I had the time for it
your opponent is the most selected option. please don’t spoil anything in the tags
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currently obsessed with a twitter account that has a bot set up to record their cat leaving and returning to their house
the best part is that the replies are a wave of sadness and depression whenever the cat leaves and then rejoicing when it comes back like the cat is some kind of messiah
frankly im on board with out new lord and savior Pepito. let the people rejoice in his presence as he is the messiah
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Tumblr is so funny because you can make a post like “hey do not mix bleach and vinegar in your cleaning, you’ll make chlorine gas and you do not want to make chlorine gas. It is dangerous to mix these two specific chemicals together”, and the comments are like
“Um vinegar isn’t dangerous?? My mom cleans things with vinegar all the time and we have never had lung issues. White people are insane.” (<- does not use bleach, missing the point)
“OH MY GOD BLEACH IS CHLORINE GAS? NOBODY EVER TOLD ME I’VE BEEN CLEANING WITH BLEACH MY WHOLE LIFE, I WILL DIE.” (<- has literally never used vinegar in cleaning, and never mixed the two, missing the point)
“This is just stupid fearmongering, we use bleach and vinegar to wash the floors all the time, OP is lying.” (<- does not actually know what “vinegar” is, and is confusing the word for something else)
“Yeah this is true enough but also keep in mind that this kind of household cleaning product chlorine gas is too weak and unreliable to use for domestic terrorism purposes.” (<- raises concerns, but potentially has a point)
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“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser
Huge fan of the phrase “get pickled, idiot”
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I hate it
I love it
I hate it so much.
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for those interested in cowboy hat pet pics
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People opening a box that needs a knife using their bare hands
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garf :3 💜💙
the full strip
That makes it WORSE
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There was a new Stranger Things season and Eddie was like in the first scene and no one acknowledged what happened… he was just there.
like to charge reblog to cast
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I’m not anti-technology, I just think there’s something deeply sick about a society where robots make art and children work in factories.
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